Why clothes hate me.

I went shopping today to find bikinis for my holiday but did i find any? No. Let me tell you why: The mixture of me hating my body and the bikinis i was trying on hating my body left me in a bit of a dilemma. No bikinis. But its not unusual, often i go shopping for something and find that it looks nothing like it does on the model and instead makes me stick out in odd angles and weird shapes and this is beacuse clothes are made for skinny bitches with no boobs, no hips, flat stomachs, long legs, small feet, small shoulders etc do i have to go on. NO. Thats why clothes hate me!